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I found this comment in moderation on one of my sites and thought it was funny. Looks like they just pasted in every possible comment they'd been given to use:

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Reading by way of your nice content, will help me to do so sometimes.
I’m a long time watcher and I just believed I’d drop by and say hello there for your very first time.
I seriously enjoy your posts. Thanks
You are my role models. Thanks for the article
thank you for helpful tips and simply good info
i can agree with the article
r u sure that is true?
Not so bad. Interesting things here
really good things here, just thanks
hey buddy, this is a very interesting article
Read it, liked it, thanks for it
I am looking for a competent writer, long time in this area. Excellent article!
I have read not one article on your blog. You’re a big lad
This is exactly what I was looking for, thanks
Thank you for your work. Article helped me a lot
Really worthwhile article. Pay attention
Hey, buddy, I have not figured out how to subscribe
I am a long time ago I read your blog and has long been saying that you’re a great writer
Say “thanks” you to your parents that they gave you the world
It’s super blog, I want to be like you
You are my role models. Thanks for the article
Beautiful essay, got the pleasure of reading
I found what I was looking for. great article, thanks
Subscribed to your blog, thanks
I can not figure out how do I subscribe to your blog
Thank you for what you have. This is the best post I’ve read
I will not talk about your competence, the article simply disgusting
You just copied someone else’s story
All material copied from another source
I’ll complain that you have copied material from another source
This is the worst article of all, I’ve read
You are the worst writer
Thank you, this is the worst thing I’ve read
Reading this article – the gift of your time
Learn to write himself, the article from another source
I would like to uslysht a little more on this topic
I have not found what I wanted
This is a set of words, not an essay. you are incompetent
if you want, I’ll write you articles. Copywriter looking for work
I have a few question to you, write to those I do not e-mail
I can not subscribe to your channel
Blog moved out in chrome
Hi! Your article rocks as well as being a legitimate wonderful understand!??
I can??t really help but admire your blog site, your site is adorable and nice
My spouse and I stumbled over here different website and thought I should check things out.
I like what I see so i am just following you. Look forward to exploring your web page yet again.
There is noticeably a bundle to comprehend this. I assume you have made specific nice points in features also.
Lately, I didn’t give lots of consideration to leaving feedback on blog page posts and have placed comments even much less.
Reading by way of your nice content, will help me to do so sometimes.

That's priceless.  I guess someone was still figuring out his comment spam software.  I wonder how many blogs that got sent out to before he realized his mistake.

It looks like they put in a lot of effort to spam you, lol

Jackie said:

I found this comment in moderation on one of my sites and thought it was funny. Looks like they just pasted in every possible comment they'd been given to use:

 

I’m a long time watcher and I just believed I’d drop by and say hello there for your very first time.

*****

Reading by way of your nice content, will help me to do so sometimes.

Sorry, that was me ;)

Priceless.

That would be the longest comment ever.

Amazing. I didnt know that there was that many ways to write the same spam comment. Got to give points for creativity.

Parenting and Money said:

That would be the longest comment ever.

If you read some replies left by Rob Bennett on Value Informed Investing – those are LONG comments (almost blog posts themselves!)

This one is funny: "Blog moved out in chrome"

Did the blog walk out and move into another browser ? 

Made my day! I thought I saw it all. Apparently not. :)

Just got a really fun (and long) one myself… 

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