I love blogging. I love blogging so much that sometimes I forget to eat dinner because I’m busy responding to comments, writing posts, and socializing online with friends. If I was a high school student again, I think my parents would worry about my health and offline social life. I can hear my father now, “Sam, how about going outside and meeting some nice girl or something?”
We have three main verticals on Yakezie.com: Personal Finance, Lifestyle, and Writing Contest. What I’ve come to realize is that we might very well be missing one of the most important verticals… Blogging! After all, the Yakezie Network is a network of bloggers who are all trying to figure out how to improve our respective sites.
Writing is a lot about self-reflection. How do I feel about this situation? Why do things happen the way they do? Will I ever be able to get ahead? I think about things constantly and if I didn’t put anything down in writing, I’d miss out on so many things because thoughts come and go in a flash.
One evening, I was reflecting on whether or not I have become a blogging addict. Spending an extra 20-30 hours a week in front of the computer seems kind of excessive frankly. I want to make sure that I won’t be checking into rehab soon and came up with a list to check my pulse. Won’t you have a look and share your thoughts?
YOU MIGHT BE A BLOGGING ADDICT IF….
1) You utilize your precious vacation days and savings to go to BlogWorld instead of the Hawaiian tropics.
2) You check your Google Analytics everyday.
3) You get upset when you lose an RSS subscriber.
4) You get upset when you lose a Twitter subscriber.
5) You get pissed when your article gets rejected from a Carnival.
6) You tweet about how much you hate your hosting company.
7) You threaten in your tweets how you will cut off your hosting company.
8) You change your hosting company and then months later start tweeting how much you hate your new hosting company.
9) You have registered more than 5 URL domains and dream that one day someone will pay you big bucks for them.
10) You tweet about how many subscribers you have and ask your audience to help get more, more, more!
11) You throw yourself a party when you hit 100 subscribers.
12) You tell your parents and friends to comment regularly because you’re concerned about nobody saying anything.
13) You spend more time blogging than kissing your wife, husband, or online fantasy, Michelle or Bubba.
14) You constantly use the term “A-listers” when describing your experiences with other bloggers.
15) You blog about blogging so you can comment more about blogging with your blogging buddies.
16) You are a Social Media Consultant.
17) You started a blogging network.
18) Your blog is a part of a blogging network.
19) You change your Gravitar every quarter and of course you like the movie Avatar.
20) You constantly tweak your blog with this and that design while nobody notices any changes.
21) You need to buy new pants because you love to blog.
22) You fantasize about hooking up with other bloggers, or at least fawn about meeting other big bloggers more than anybody else.
23) You’d rather have 1,000 more subscribers than lean abs and a hot girlfriend or boyfriend.
24) You’d rather have 10,000 Twitter followers than earn thousands of dollars a month on-line.
25) You’ve paid hundreds, and maybe thousands of dollars on on-line products on how to make money on-line and build a better blog.
26) You have a man cave.
27) You have a woman cave.
28) You can win a finger wrestling competition because you type so much.
29) You print out eBooks from work so you can read them at the pool, on the beach, or on the bus to and from work.
30) Your favorite book is “How To Make Money Blogging.”
31) You give up your job to blog full time.
32) You have chronic back pain or headaches because you worry so much about how your blog is doing.
33) You refer to yourself in the third person on your blog and write that you are the “VP of Marketing” in your bio.
34) You print blogging business cards and call yourself a ridiculously long title like, “Founder, Editor, & Chief.”
35) You can’t stop thinking about the strategic scheduling of posts.
36) You have a backlog of over 50 draft posts with little to nothing written.
37) You sneak away into a conference room at work so you can tweet on your iPhone or respond to some comments.
38) You ask your wife, husband, girlfriend, or boyfriend to proof read your posts and type up some ideas during long road trips while you are driving.
39) You listen to podcasts on blogging and earning money on-line instead of Barry Manilow and The Backstreet Boys.
40) You can crush peanuts with your butt cheeks because they’ve become rock hard and calloused due to sitting too much.
41) You can start your own mini-bookstore thanks to all the books that are sent your way by PR folks who want you to highlight their authors.
42) You join the minimalist movement because that’s what’s trending at the moment… also because you have too many books.
43) You then start the maximalist movement because you realize it’s no longer cool to be a minimalist since everybody is doing it.
44) You can’t get a mortgage because of the unpredictability of your blogging income, so you buy an RV instead and meet your readers.
45) You tweet your whereabouts, hoping other blogging addicts are around so you can do a tweet-up at Comic Con.
46) You go to your optometrist and she pulls out the biggest “E, D, F, G” vision card and all you see are hopefully post comments.
47) You have a Tweet Meme button and a Share Everything plug-in just in case people can’t see the Tweet Meme button.
48) You sometimes have nightmares of accidentally hitting the publish button instead of the save button.
49) Your dreams of flying are replaced with dreams of your post going viral
50) You change your really catchy blog post title to something generic like, “How to do this” for SEO.
51) You pray to a divine being that your blog takes off instead of praying to save fuzzy pandas from extinction.
52) You write a “You Might Be A Blogging Addict If…..” post!
SO TELL ME, ARE YOU A BLOGGING ADDICT?
Are you a blogging addict? If you relate to more than 10 of these points above, you most certainly are! And even if you are one, is it so bad to be so into writing, socializing on-line, developing a deeper understanding of things, and doing something good once in a while? Of course not. Blogoholics of the web unite!
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LOL. I will admit I am a blogging addict. I think the fact that I am replying to this post at 4am says that.What kind of vertical were you thinking about?
Wow, 4am! Yeah, you’re addicted, but that’s good!
Sam, You nailed it on this one!!! OMG-I’m likely a blogging addict…. does this mean I need rehab?
Yes, Barb! It looks like many of us need rehab! Perhaps that will be the topic of the next blogging post!
I am definitely a blogging addict! Is there a twelve step program for us that admit our addiction??
I have a 25 step e-book course for $299 I can sell you! Only $250 for a limited time only!
Great post Sam! There’s definitely a lot of blogging addicts in these parts, me included. But you’re right…it’s not so bad! There are worse things we can do with our time.
Yep – I am too! Love the one about printing out ebooks at work so that I can read them on vacation…I may have done that once or twice…haha
This was hilarious!
My name is Tim, and I’m a blogging addict…
I’d write a longer comment, but I need to check my GA stats…
Hahaha, nice! I for one check my GA stats like once every three months or whenever someone asks. Donno why, but it just doesn’t interest me. Weird huh?
“You tweet about how much you hate your hosting company.”
I don’t do this since I OWN the hosting company I host my site on ;-)
Wait, you don’t hate your own company?! :) Well, that takes the cake if you own your own hosting company and blog too!
Well I do, but for other reasons ;-) So I’m the ultimate addict. I’m not only a user, but a pusher ;-)
yep, i definitely said YES to at least 10 of those. but I still feel like I don’t do enough for my blog. Does that mean i’m even worse off than i thought i was??
Yes, you are screwed. Sorry!
I think I’m a borderline addict. I felt extra guilty when you said checking your GA stats once per day. Multiply that by a factor of 10 or 20 and you’d be closer to what I actually do. I know it’s a waste time … but I’m addicted!
Ehhh, checking your analytics 10-20 times a day + your lack of admission you are an addict DEFINITELY means you are a level 10 full-fledged addict!!!
Hehehehehe:). Great post. I am teetering on the edge!
On a side note, I think a verticle about blogging would be great. Personally, I’d love to write a few posts on the subject, but I have no platform to publish them on (I keep “blogging” out of my blog).
I’m still working on building the blogging vertical after all this time. At least there is a blogging category!
I hit way more than 10 of these. I may have a problem, maybe I should blog about my problem…
You should DEFINITELY blog about your blogging problem! It will be highly cathartic, and highly entertaining!!
10? I will say yes to almost 25-30 of them :( I guess I need a life…
Wow, awesome! You are the first to admit you hit 25-30! Well, I guess someone else said they hit 90% of it.. so that’s right in there.
Your life is blogging… that’s a good one! Some people blog full-time!
I hit 10 or so of these, easily. But I already knew I’ve become hooked. I guess my caffeine habit is out and blogging is in:)
The thing is, I still think I don’t have enough time to dedicate to my site, at least to my liking…a thought which probably in itself qualifies my as being way into blogging!
That is awesome that you are open about your addiction! Recognizing the addiction is the first step in curing it!
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You missed “you check your messages first thing in the morning, before brushing your teeth, just in case someone left a comment.” And “you make a topic list and schedule months in advance and schedule real life activities around your posting schedule.” Yeah, I don’t make Sunday night plans. That’s blogging time!
And “you make a topic list and schedule months in advance and schedule real life activities around your posting schedule.” Yeah, I don’t make Sunday night plans. That’s blogging time!
Oh wow… that’s quite serious!!! Level 3 addiction and going deeper!
I have an illness… Great list Sam. I hit about 90% of those.
Loved the list, especially “you need new pants”. LOL. I am definitely a blogging addict. :)
Sorry to say I am not addicted to blogging. It is way too much work to be addictive for me. Blogging is a lot of fun, but I just struggle with writing too much. It takes 2-3 hours for me to write a post, even a small one. Thanks to the Mrs., my posts are mostly grammatically correct. If it was just me, my blog would be a big grammatical mess.
I was never good at writing (probably because English was my second language) and it’s amazing for me to even have a blog. I love reading though and that helps a lot.
Maybe I will improve with time and become a better writer.
English IS your second language.. .it can’t be WAS… b/c by definition, there can only be one second language you ever spoke! :)
You are addicted. It’s cool!
Exactly! My grammar is a huge mess without the Mrs.’ help.
Is cool. My grammar is all messed up all the time as well.
Great Post Sam, I was talking about my eating habits with my friends the other day-concerning the fact that I could go a whole day without eating and without even noticing that I’m hungry. I quickly realized that spending time blogging and browsing the internet makes me focus less on important things such as NOT STARVING MYSELF. Haha, I’m working on improving this.
Perhaps a great weight loss tip in the making! Do something addicting, so you are distracted from your hunger!
Maybe that’s why drug addicts are so thin?? Ever see a huge crack cocaine addict?
I have to say yes I’m most likely a blogging addict. I have another point to add to your list. You buy an Amazon Kindle so you can read e-books and PDFs about blogging… I really don’t enjoy reading dozens of pages on the computer screen so was printing it all out. Using my Kindle works out really great. Just email the e-book/PDF to your special Kindle email address and voila! Downloaded wirelessly and ready for reading, no wasting of paper, ink, and wear and tear on the printer. I can also read blogs on my Kindle using my wireless connection at home (mine is the $139 Kindle). I would also like to see a vertical on blogging, like Amanda I try to keep “how to” blogging posts out of my blog.
Cool.. another vote for a Blogging Vertical! We shall see. The Blogger’s Lair forum is pretty damn useful and helpful though. I hear ya!
Wow. I thought I had a problem but YOU guys are addicts :P
Oh, no, no. The first SURE sign of an addict is if you tell OTHERS they are addicted. It’s OK to come clean! You have a big support group to help you cope!
Oh, I’m definitely a blog addict! I meet at least 15 of these “requirements.” One more I’d add is if “you’ve noticed a definite decrease in your eye sight since blogging than ever before!” Great list. :)
Yep! I thought about that too… in fact, that’s probably why I used the kid with the coke bottle glasses in this post :)
Wow!
Definately convicting….
It totally makes sense though.
I really like how the writer clearly presents his point. Nice work!
Hilarious list! That is so funny. Blogging about blogging, love it. I think a blogging vertical is a cool idea. There’s always new things to learn.
Great post! After reading it and going through all the points, I have about 8 or so that describe me. I don’t think I am an addict. I do blog, enjoy blogging, respond to my mail, visit my fave blogs and comment, but I still live an everyday life. As much as I enjoy blogging, I put in a significant amount of time into it, but it comes second to my everyday life and my career.
Don’t worry, you are on the edge and will get to 10 or more symptoms soon. When you do, we will provide you some medicine! Only $99.99 a bottle to try and help keep the addiction at bay!
I am such a blogging addict that I probably need rehab. My family and day job keep interfering with my true love :).
I just spent 3 vacation days at a blog conference where I passed out business cards listing me as Publisher/Editor. Someone asked me if I write. Um, yeah!
Sweeet! Sounds like you had a lot of fun at Blissdom! Hey, if you are having fun, that’s all that matters!
Another good indicator that I am addicted to blogging and spending way too much time doing it was the other night when I was telling my girlfriend about how one of my blogging friends had his house broken in to! haha
Wow, I’m addicted 20 or so different ways. But I’m loving life outside the blogosphere as well! No complaints here!
I said yes to a hand ful of those as well. Looks like I’ve got a problem and the only solution is more YAKEZIE!
I laughed when I saw this post … I am totally guilty of checking my Analytics before my emails in the morning, and my desk is definitely a woman cave. I check my site from the office to make sure everything is running smoothly, I tweet throughout the day with people I’ve never even met but whose blogs I follow, and then I go home and start brainstorming new posts.
And the funny thing is that we all must love it!!! I definitely am not seeking rehab anytime soon…
I’m glad I made you laugh! That was my intention. I could list like 15 more things, but then I would teeter on the edge of being a little mean and nasty. Don’t want that now!
Glad you love blogging too!
I’m definitely guilty of many of these. Let me add a few more to the list:
You have the wordpress app on your smart phone and pull it out to write posts at the worst times. For example, on a date with your gf, who happens to get very mad.
You sneak off while on vacation to find a computer to check on your blog.
You hide behind an anonymous identity which you use to insult others.
Hahaha, nice list! Who are you referring to with your 3rd point!?
The person who took a shot at my bio lol ;)
Be proud that you are an addict! Don’t be insulted! I’m very open about my addiction as evidenced in this post. Just make sure blogging isn’t the only thing you do and you’ll be alright!
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I’m definitely a blogging addict. I admitted that fact a long time ago. You know your addicted when it hurts your eyes because you’ve been on the computer or networking from your phone for too long.
This post had me rolling. Thanks for a food laugh.
Your welcome, and thanks for stopping by! Good to hear you are just as addicted as me!
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I am an addict, darn it. Do I have to go apologize to everyone as part of my rehab program?
In the rehab group, we are about encouragement. No apologies are necessary!
Sam, I am not a blogging addict, I am a success addict. If I take up a new hobby/job, I work on it till I get it right or realize it wasn’t right for me…
That what makes you successful, the ability to focus on your goals.
It’s OK Doc. You are a blogging addict. Admissions is the first step to healing.
Passion and addiction sometimes become blended after midnight, but either way, I’m addicted and proud of it.
i didn’t think i was until i took this quiz . . . Houston – – > i got a problem
Perhaps I can introduce you to my 25 step course for $299?
I think that I’m an investing addict that likes investing so much that I am addicted to blogging about investing. Kind of the same thing.
One might be a blog addict if one truly enjoys reading about blogging, rather than just reading it to get tips, and considers it engaging reading material.
You might be an addict if you are reading this at 11pm instead of sleeping for work the next day…and don’t mind because this post is all about you, lol…
Oh, and if you just bought two $225 smart phones for you and your hubby and are paying an extra $60 a month for the data plan so you can check your blog comments and gmail from work…
Good thing you should be able to write those expenses off as a semi-pro blogger!
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Wow! I love reading these comments. So hilarious!
I LOVE this post! I can definitely relate to a bunch of items on your list. :) I love your site!
My name is Buck and I am a blogging addict. Is there a Bloggers Anonymous? A blogging vertical would be great. Terrific post. Dr. Dean had a good point, we all might be success addicts and we don’t know it! :)
I’m really tempted to creating a new Blogging Vertical. However, we’ve got so much on our plates, that I’m careful not to overexpand. However, there definitely seems to be demand to create this vertical!
I love blogging posts about blogging! Write now, all are in the Lifestyle Vertical.
Haha, I can relate to at least some of these! The blogging vertical sounds like it would be a good idea, or it could always just be a category under the lifestyle vertical since blogging is a kind of lifestyle after all!
I don’t know how you keep up with it all, Sam given how busy you must be with all of the different areas of your life. I’m still catching up with all that I missed over the past couple weeks and it was only this last week that I finally got a desk and that my room is starting to finally resemble some sort of organization again. ;)
Only some of these? Come on now!
It’s easy to keep up with everything if that’s just what you do. Congrats on getting a desk!
Haha I don’t know about #22 or #23 but there’s more than a few that I can relate to! Yeh my stuff was sort of just over all the floor before. :P
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lol, funny article as I put together the Yakezie Carnival #50 at 1:30am in my timezone.
Yeah, I just might be addicted at that!
Yah man, any blogging past 1am = addiction!
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Too funny! It’s amazing how many times I nodded my head and smiled, knowing all too well the blogging addiction sink hole we fall into! Love it!
Glad you enjoyed the post Mandi! Welcome to the Yakezie Challenge! Look forward to seeing you around. You’re already below 100,000… what should your goal be? Sub 70,000, or perhaps even 50,000?
Haha genius post! Can totally relate to so many things on this list and can’t stop laughing at how true they all are. Love the community you’ve built here too.
Sam, this post is so funny and so true! Are you in rehab yet?
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Oh I’m definitely a blogging addict. Currently my husband and I are watching No Ordinary Family on the computer and he’s wondering if I’m even paying attention to the episode.
Wifey of a Roadie – Multitasking!
Hahaha, that happens to me all the time. Of course we’re not paying attention, we’re writing!
Thanks for sharing the list, Sam! I totally agree! I am definitely a blogging addict! :)
Step one is admitting you have a problem, so that’s great! Congrats on your progress!
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Almost every single point, I thought: thats me! That’s me! That’s me! Yep, I’m a blog addict. Though I don’t understand #21: You need new pants because of blogging?? That one doesn’t make sense to me …. is that because you sit down so much you wore though the butt?
Yep! And we put on weight bc we are too sedentary!
I just reread this post and it’s even more hilarious and awesome than the first time I read it. I can relate to waaay more than 10. I especially love #27, 37, 40, 42, 47, 49. Brilliant list Sam!
I answered yes to about 45 out of 50. But I’m not an addict! I can stop whenever I want! (Time to stalk my Facebook posts and track Google Analytics) : |
Wow.. 45 out of 50 is redonkulous! lol. Good luck holding down the non-addiction. Love your URL name!
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My blog’s name is Poor Student, and I have a problem.
This is really funny and I can relate to a lot
Glad you have recognized your problem Poor Student! That is step one!
I didnt think I was addicted until I read this, my wife says I am but its because everytime she opens the laptop it is either on my site or another well know blog. I do think about my blog a lot so maybe I am guilty.
Hahaha. That was a good read. The part about the peanuts especially cracked me up. I’m planning on using some of these for a blog post. Giving credit as well :)
Sam, is there a 12 step program? If there is, will someone soon introduce a 13 step program? I want to buy them both and split-test.
I have a 25 step program for $99.95. Good price for you!
I like number 17. I’m definitely an addict, but since I’m not a member yet, maybe I’m like the diet coke of addicts?
Very funny but could be sad. I am not there yet but all the work that goes into the internet has made me somewhat addicted to the whole process.
Yes you are totally right, I am also a blogging addict, and i can,t stop myself from thinking all about blogging everyday,from article preparation to doing SEO.
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