Instead of buying new clips for a rubber bumper that was falling off Moose for $25, I decided to buy some super glue at the convenience store instead. I’ve had a fascination with super glue ever since I accidentally glued my thumb and middle finger together in the 6th grade. I remember telling everyone that I was in meditation pose so they’d leave me alone. Didn’t happen.
While at the convenience store, I had to choose between a stick of brand name Krazy Glue for $4.99, or a six-pack of generic super glue for just $3. Six times as much for $1.99 less! What a steal! Of course I decided on the six-pack and away I went to not only super glue my loose bumper, but also my rear taillight, and my friends broken sunglasses! I was a super glue machine and went through two sticks in two seconds.







